I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

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 I’ll go with you

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I read so much gay fanfiction that when I go to pick up an actual book I am shocked and appalled by all of the heterosexuality

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harry potter | text posts

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me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep
Our aquarium snail Scuttle has spontaneously multiplied. So meet Turk.

Our aquarium snail Scuttle has spontaneously multiplied. So meet Turk.


“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”

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TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

I think we could all use these pics today. Golly!

oh wow I was thinking they just strapped him into a roller skate

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One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.

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one day i will stop reblogging this gifset

today is not that day

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Canadian Tumblr Post photoset #3

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British photoset #2

American photoset #1

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